Once upon a time there was a wolf named Wilbert. He was the biggest, most terrifying wolf around, but of course his name had to be Wilbert, not something intimidating like Bruce or Santino, but little, weak Wilbert. But that wasn't the worst thing, his parents decided to give him a full name, a first name, two middle ones and a last one, and that name was Wilbert Oliver Laymek Fabiano, or WOLF as all his friends called him. , well they would if he had friends, he tends to eat them all. YUMMY....... Everyone in the pack knew Wilbert was a troublemaker from the moment they caught him trying to tear down the houses of the poor innocent pigs. But as time went on his so-called "thug life" began to increase and his credibility increased dramatically. On Wilbert's 18th birthday he was given the final challenge, to try to steal a muffin from a picnic basket (aka Yogi Bear). Yes, that's right, Wilbert had to steal a muffin, I bet you expected there to be an epic challenge for him: steal a tooth from a sleeping dragon while he's covered in liquid nitrogen and surrounded by little...