Once upon a time there were three little pigs, each of these little pigs had a certain problem, the first little pig was too cute but he was an idiot, The second little pig was an idiot who thought he knew everything, he judged everything he saw without any hesitation, and the last one was a humble bricklayer who wanted only the simple things in life and was a devoted psychologist but was too weak. Now the first little pig was living in London and his entire house, which he claimed was made of straw, was actually processed grass that he had made to look like straw, to prevent local officials in England from finding his secret drug smuggling ring . , the latter lived in New York City where he could find people who, just as picky and prickly as him, worked at the fashion company (Prick Egotistical Neutral Un-inspirational Spiffy) or PENUS for short. He lived in an attic with many theaters and led a lustful life, as he burned down his old wooden house because he believed he should move on to "bigger and better things". And the last little pig lived in a brick house in a small village where the people were as humble as him but he secretly loved this girl, but he could never tell her and his pen pal at the same time. And somewhere in Egypt a wolf who suffered a lot of abuse as a child and also liked a girl who is a pen pal that he could never talk about. Well he had this anger problem and people saw him as the "big bad wolf", because when he got angry he would throw everything down, he just wanted one person to be a "true friend" to understand him, he was also allergic to certain types of smoke, and he hated irritable people, he decided to start looking for someone who was humble enough to be his friend, well, the wolf was lucky enough to inherit a fortune from his sick grandfather, so he decided to travel and the first place he found himself he decided to go to England, so he did so ironically he ended up walking down the path of the first little pig because the pig was so lonely he said, "I ain't got nobody to smoke with, do you want to smoke some weed with Me?
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